Feels good to do art again!
Anyway, I can’t tell you guys much about working with Cirque, but I can show you. I did this piece for one of the performers, a mixture of spray paints, metallics, guache, and acrylic. It takes a nice photograph! Hope they like it!
This is actually the Cirque show I’ve been to, TOTEM. It has gorgeous music and acts one would never expect possible.
ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm
i know there are some writers who follow me
I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.
ive learned a lot today omg
i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
why am i reblogging this
As a writer, I genuinely thank you. Thank God for tumblr. Where the hell else am I going to learn this sort of stuff? Not school or my parents, that’s for damn sure. *sighs*
hermetically sealed shame basket
this post is gold
(Spread the word and get searching! It may even be a good idea to put this in your Queue to be posted every 6/7th and 19/20th as a reminder!)
#SafeSearchWrapUp is heavily community driven effort to help make the SafeSearch features on image-search engines such as GoogleImages, Bing, or Youtube be free of NSFW content. Every cartoon from “Avatar: The Last Airbender” to “Young Justice” contains fan made pornographic works referred to as Rule-34. Rule-34 is a catch all term denoting porn of ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, cartoon or not. However searching up images of any animated series will likely turn up these images, even on the first few pages.
As the teen and adult fans of the show, we have to be considerate of the younger target audience. A lot of parents and their children may be looking up images of their favorite characters to print out and put on their wall or such. As a community we can make image searching safer for the young ones and their parents. No shutting down or deleting things from existence, simply keeping it off SafeSearch as a courtesy for others.
The Game Plan:
Everyone should pick at least one search term they think would commonly used by kids and their parents, such as “My little pony twilight sparkle”. You can search at your leisure through a few pages… say 5-10 at least? However, on the 7th and 20th of every month we can all do it in large droves. If the call is sent out all at the same time, like a tradition then more people are likely to participate. Additionally, if Google or Bing gets a lot of flags for the same image from a lot of people- we can assume they will be more likely to remove it.
What to look for? Gore, blood, penises, vaginas, and perhaps lingerie. Just use your best judgement. Honestly if its something you wouldn’t look at while at work or show to a kid, then its probably not something we want showing up in a safe-search! If you think it should be done out of safe search as well, then thats your call to make.
How To Flag:
On Google, simply enlarge an image and go to Send Feedback circled here and enter comment notifying them the image is “not suitable for children” or something along those lines. If you would like a video tutorial, courtesy of jackrahbit, then click here.:
On Bing, simply click the flag image in the lower left corner when you hover over an image. Then check the “Adult” checkbox. If you would like, jackrahbit made a YouTube video showing how. Quick and easy! Lets do this!
Also see #SafeSearchWrapUp’s sister projects:
Note: The original date was going to be the 15th of every month, however I decided to do it en masse twice a month instead.
Reminder that this is still a thing.
I am going to do a break down of the various terminology as it is accepted in most Romani academic circles.
I realize that this can be very confusing, especially to those outside our ethnicity and culture, and even to those who were raised in our culture, but do not have a…
Oh no I’m only 1 1/2 episodes in and I really really like this Pushing Daisies show
By the way, Eterna, despite the silly hysterics, I’m being… actually pretty honest when I’m like “No, don’t.” I know it sounds all awesome, what with Glinda the Good, Thranduil, and the narrator of the American Harry Potter Audiobooks, among others who I can’t give funny names, along with some pretty good stuff.
But you see, I was there when it all happened, or at least the second season, actually. However, I still was witness to the tragedy.
You see, its first season? 2007. The writers strike ended it prematurely. Unfortunately, with the second season, it just didn’t bring back the viewers (Well, that and it kept getting pre-empted for Political stuffs).
Not to mention, my memories of the last episode of the first season and most of the arc of the second are just… really negative. Not in a “Ruined by other things” but just… being frustrated with it in general. It’s just… really annoying. The last scene of the first season works fine as a “Well shit, let’s do something to try and do something funny and unexpected and kinda dramatic to make fun of the soapy premises we make fun of usually, cuz good luck getting season two” thing, so I don’t hate it as much, but the fact that they got a season two…
Yeah… It just didn’t quite work out. Then they brought some other things in, and the ending of the series just tries to recreate the shock of the end of season one but I absolutely hated it because they tried to cauterize as many open ends as possible, while leaving the worse ones still open and I just… It annoys me, okay?
So I’m being serious. Get the heck away from this series. Go watch the other things made by the people in it, but stay away from this.
kiruppert asked: Here's a silly question: what is your favorite nickname to have given a Pokemon, and why?
I named a Pumpkaboo “Samhaintha.” I don’t care if it’s not pronounced like that. I will never think of a better nickname than that.
Even though it isn’t, the name still is awesome. (And pretty pronounced both ways.)
I also appreciate most written puns. Best form of humor.
So, for a few posts, I made it known that that system finally became “Worth it” to me a while back. It was almost a “Dammit I wanna play this one game so hard I’ll pay for it 5/6 times” thing, but then I learned that some of my favorites can still be bought/downloaded onto the system, and there’s another game I want coming out, so yeah, instead I’m only paying for the games 2/3 times over currently.
And I asked my mom originally to just help me buy the system, pay half-ish for it if I helped around the house more, doing chores I don’t usually do (Go grocery shopping for her and not just me, clean the litterbox, make food, things like that), but since I was a great help before I asked for it, she ended up buying me the system herself.
So yeh, Vita, I has it. Currently only two games (Dangan Ronpa and downloaded copy of FFIX because it’s the awesomeest FF ever in my opinion), and I’m getting a third (and fourth?) soon in the form of FFX HD (Also one of my favorite FFs, though not as loved as FFIX) Which I think comes with a free download code for FFX-2HD if it’s the vita version? (Which is not quite as loved as IV, IX, and X, but I admit that I like to sit back, relax, and enjoy the cheesecake, cuz the job system is fun.)
So last year, I wrote a twice told tale of Beauty and the Beast in a Gijinka universe (LONG BEFORE THAT LINE IN X&Y SO SUCK IT! Okay, I totally know that there probably are others, but still, I like to laugh whenever that picture makes its rounds. P.S. Milotic Beast »»> Pikachu Beast)
And a while back, a little bug bit me about making an epilogue where she befriends her canon bestie, but after Wren marries and ascends. And, well, I’m not sure if this is like… eternal friendship BFF shit, but she does end up helping Wren in more ways than one, so here, have a short story based on something I wanna rewrite due to some sucky shit in it.Read more
shintari asked: If I ever met you, I'd give you a hug... and then have you take me to itty so I can finally meet that lil fluffball
Don’t worry, he likes people. And Nightlight can verify that he’s super fuluffurry.
pocket-eternarogue asked: If you met me what would you do: Hug you. Awkwardly, because we're still strangers in reality though friends in spirit. I'd also nervously try my best to keep you entertain while wanting desperately to confide in you. And fluster about pathetically as I try to express just how important your friendship is to me.
//tries to come up with something silly-yet-comforting-to-add-to-this
All I can say is yeah, meeting IRL was a big step first time around, and it will probably be the same every time in the future with you all (at least the first time), and know that even if we haven’t met IRL, and I know there are things we all keep quiet about our personal lives because hey, personal, we still have given each other a lot of time and friendship, and the hug coming from me won’t be awkward, at least any more than the hugs I give close family cuz I don’t like hugging in general except during special times like meeting y’all.