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Let’s play a game.
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Please be aware most are complete and total crack, based on conversations I’ve had with you about the characters and just putting it up to the nth power, or otherwise not meant to be too serious. There’s only one that really was completely formed in my mind before this came up, and I’m aware it’s completely crack (though if I wanted to, I could come up for why I came up with it, even though most of my proof are pictures with no real ties to canon)
… Also… I kinda want some for Ail and Ric. To be fair, i totally know a lot about them sexually, more than I do Jerekin (Who I more-or-less just kind of gave a broad brushstroke to when it comes to them NSFW-ish)
No, seriously, I know exactly what they’re like, in-canon or an ever-developing modern AU, where seeley and other creatures are still “Veiled” there’s an Aileen analogue in the Cirque (Her Great-Aunt on her mother’s side, who I’ve only kind of fleshed out enough), and while the “Veil” is getting too thin, the seeley are able to adapt by using the lie of being in a kind of secret society (which technically isn’t a lie). Oh, and also Aileen and Ric have a circle of human friends who they unveiled at the end of secondary school. I’d like to think the 90s kids are more able to just go “Your ears are weird, but cool” or at least enough of them that Ail wasn’t quite as bullied.
I’ve been spending too much time developing shit with them. Then again, they’ve been my babies since no later than 2007. They’re 7 now, can you believe it?
You know, sometimes I end up reading my asks to other people/original/semi-original text posts as Rikku. This is kind of funny, as I’m currently sending friends who ask for them nsfw headcanons. Considering how I lighten it up with euphemisms and participles, it probably works too.
Probably not though.
eternarogue asked: Kin and her beloved enjoy both dressing up and spankings.
The spankings… well, I’ll give you that. They’re like… twisted Medieval BDSM kinksters. Dressing up… I’m sure they tried it once or twice, but I’m not entirely certain they’ve found any costumes they like…
No wait… I’ve now got Sexy Maid!Kin in my head and it’s not going away.
Alt-text from XKCD: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”
What if Quidditch isn’t even a big deal in the states sort of like Soccer isn’t. What if we have a totally different sport named Quidditch, and call Quidditch something else (like Soccer…)
I’m just saying…
Somehow I’m imagining American Quidditch has no snitch and is played on the ground (British Quidditch you fly while in American Quidditch you run, as in British Football you use your feet not your hands while in American Football you use your hands not your feet). Instead of brooms and flight charms you use speed spells and glowing armor-looking forcefields for pads, because it’s flashy. Entirely different balls are used, but by the same names and are worth 3 times the amount of points for scoring.
Get it, like bosom buddies only with booties?
I crack myself up
POKEPANTIES by MakersWay
Ok honestly if I were female I wear the hell out of these!
must have. cannot continue on without.
I was going to make a joke about withering boners, but honestly I hope that’s not a joke because if a guy DOES get hard when he sees these UUUUUUH…
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